Saturday, February 11, 2006

Look at a Black Man

So, if you've noticed the increasing scarcity of black people on TV and in movies lately, and you live in the suburbs, it's probably been a while since you've seen an actual black person, so you can see one here: to view African American click here.

The link, by the way, is to a beautiful site about the American hero Paul Robeson. In addition to being a great scholar, activist and actor, he was the owner of one the most beautiful voices in the history of recording. And though he was classically trained in the lineage of the great teacher Garcia, and his early recordings display a remarkable technique (to here model bass high voice production click here) Robeson rarely sang opera, as it was generally considered upsetting to have black people sing songs written by dead white men.



More beautiful music files can be found here:
music files here.

So I had this conversation this morning about how, well, since they took black people off TV I hardly ever see them any more. And that led to this post.

By the way, I've determined that this post sounds pretty racist, but that is necessarily so. So first let me apologize. You see, it's our society's habit to cover over all our steaming shittiness with rose gardens. And if Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly say that racism and discrimination are things of the past, then most Americans want to believe them. And it must be true, I mean people tell me all the time that THEY AREN'T RACIST:

It usually goes something like this: "now I'm not racist, but..." and then they say something about the way --insert your favorite minority here-- people: smell bad, are lazy, are destroying america, caused the sinking of the titanic.... or some other "Non-racist" statement about the inferiority darker skin color.

So, firstly, if you are intentionally racist, let me inform you that you are an idiot. Perhaps I'm being a little hard on you because I myself am in an "inter-racial" relationship: while my earlobes are properly attached, my girlfriend has well, detached earlobes. But, I don't hold it against her because it's not her fault, and SHE'S not like those other ones. Yes, according to some geneticists, "earlobe" attachment is a better basis for establishing race scientifically than skin color. So, if you're white, and you think you hate black people or vice versa, here's the bad news: if "African genes" were cooties, we'd all be itchin with the critters. And "black people" are so varied genetically that if you took two random black people and two random white people, the black people would statistically probably have more in common genetically with the white people than they do with each other. Actually, I just heard an "African American Studies" professor explaining on the radio that he should really be teaching "Northern European Studies," because although his skin is black, he is genetically almost entirely Irish. Not that that really matters, because as he explained it, all Europeans are a sub set of one type of African: "the small northern-most bit of Africa called 'Europe.'"

And Secondly, if you're not one of those idiots with pointy white hats, it's time to give up the act and admit it. Unless you are from a different planet, you were probably raised, like I was, as a racist. And unless you are remarkably dim, some of it probably took even despite your best efforts.

Yes, even being a super liberal, raised as I was by a pack of socialist wolves, I have to admit these ugly little tendencies in myself. In our society, being white and seemingly middle(ish) class, people say horrible, horrible racist things to/in front of you, even when you are still young, quite routinely.

Luckily for me however, my grandparents and mother couldn't have set a better example, when someone said something racist in front of me, they would quite vigorously tell them that it was inappropriate to talk that way, especially in front of children.

So I learned to congratulate myself heartily for being so un-racist by the time I got into high school. And when I went to college, I congratulated myself for having actual black people as friends (or at least that I hung out with them now and then.) But one day discovered that one of these black friends of mine was smarter than I was,

and I was surprised.

"How did that happen," i thought, "I mean, they aren't that smart on TV."

So it was a subtle little thing, but ugly. And once I discovered that little bit of ugliness, I started searching myself, and I found other subtle little bits of racist programming.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you kids and that dog....

OK, so the lecture's over kids, daddy has gained some weight, and his soap box is getting creaky....

3 comments:

Confusion Say said...

I have something to add and let me start off by saying this will be regarded as racist no matter what because I am not a complete minority and we must all walk on eggshells if we are not and are about to say something negative, so here goes the half white pow-wow beaner. Ok I have a problem with BET and all other forms of self-segregated minority shows and groups. For the record an "openly admitting" all white channel would not fly. It seems that people of a minority are hell bent on segregating themselves while preaching propaganda of wanting to be equal. This throughly confuses me and I feel that no group should have a label if we are to be equal. I laugh thinking about White people having an all white parade celebrating their Whiteness, they have to be celabrating their nationality it be Swedish or somthing like that to get away with that. Or what about White Pride month...NEVER in a million years. It's like this secret that if your a minority it gives you a GO pass to rip on other cultures and nationalities and it's OK to have an openly accepted segregated anything, but it's taboo the other way around. This is not going to get any better if people aren't willing to wake-up.

Skahfee said...

Lucky, I'll hope the bit about black people being taken out of TV and movies was 99% tongue-in-cheek. If the situation is really that bad for black people, I'm afraid latinos, asians, and folks from the middle-east are ready to slide off the face of the earth completely.

As for the rest about racism, sadly, it goes far beyond white people having funny ideas about black people, or black people having funny ideas about white people. If I could snap my fingers and make that go away, what would there be?

There would still be christians who hate muslims, rich people who don't care about poor people, southerners who don't like northerners, left-wingers who despise right-wingers, men who minimalize women, white-collar workers who look down on blue-collar workers, heterosexuals who are disgusted by homosexuals, jocks who make fun of geeks, thin people who snigger about fat people.....

Let's face it, on some sort of basic level, people just suck. We are petty, selfish, and we have a natural tendancy to suspect, dislike, and sometimes violently hate that which is different from ourselves. There are those of us who have learned to tune out that voice that says "this guy isn't like us, get away from him!", but we all have it to some extent.

Unfortunately, as I see it, the situation will never change until E.T. lands on earth and we find something SO vastly different than each of us. Then, we can finally put our differences aside and join together in our fear, distrust, and hate of a common enemy.

Boy, and I originally came in here to tell YOU to stop being so fatalistic. : )

Michael Hoag said...

Scott,

You're writing is too eloquent for the comments section of a blog-- more fart jokes please.

That said, I suppose that African Americans DO have their own movies, and even their own TV channel! Heck, I guess that's progress right? (said with tongue 98.974% in cheek)

And I'm guessing that you're right about blank-ism being hardwired into humans, and other animals for that matter. Evolution and all that....

It just seems like in this day and age, with all our increasing sophistication, that we would be able to recognize what terrible things are a part of our basic operating system. And if we could see that some of our horribleness was the fault of obsolete programming, we could make an effor to correct it. Instead, it seems that the vast majority only try to take advantage of it....

 
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