Thurston, That's not apple juice!

For those of you who have ever been to Lake Geneva Wisconsin, I'm sure you're familiar with the old tales of "Thurston," the zany sea monster the locals just love to hate. FOR RARE ACTION FOOTAGE OF HOT THURSTON ACTION, CLICK HERE

Not content with your run-o-the-mill sea-monsterin', Thurston has a penchant for light hearted gags that have kept lake Geneva chuckling for over a century now. Some locals can even remember back to the early 20th century when "T" dressed up as John F Kennedy and attended a swank LG party. When he came, he brought 13 hookers, but when it was time to go home, there were only 12 left! The next morning, party goers overheard Col. George Williams himself chuckle: "Thurston, that's not my bath towel, that's a dead hooker, now how am I supposed to get dry!" Thurston's knack for clever costuming and hookers has left others wondering if it was really the ex president who spoke those famous words, "ich bin ein Berliner," or if there could have been a certain sea monster behind the humorous blunder.

New visitors to lake Geneva may wonder about the many "lake boats" that never seem to move. (Such as those pictured here.) Residents say that these "lake boats" are actually large scale fishing tackle, designed in hopes of catching a glimpse of Thurston in some real authentic sea-monsterin'.

Finally, if you're lucky enough to get a first hand glimpse of Thurston, just take my word for it: if he offer's you a cup of apple juice, and it's warm, and tastes like sea water, do NOT drink it.

still more vintage footage of Thurston, is that a cup of apple juice?

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